ON BEING A PECULIAR SORT OF PERSON
On being a peculiar sort of person
My son’s mother, my second wife…yes, I’ve been married three times. I’m either terrible husband material or a serial optimist. Don’t judge.
As I was saying, my second wife found fault with some of my reading choices. For a while, I was reading a great deal about UFOs and folks who believed they had interactions with aliens. The contacts ranged from variations of “turn your head and cough” type exams, to very distressing reproductive procedures (including “and here’s your hybrid offspring, say hello to mummy, darling”), along with occasional tours of other worlds or galaxies, often polished off with warnings about the impeding global disaster. Note that none of …