…and I certainly hope it’s not your worst nightmare, but one of the better ones.

The story goes thusly:

Just back from another thrilling adventure down among the Hairless Apes, our every-Thing hero Narg faces the most terrifying corporate challenge yet:  a promotion!  Reporting directly to The Blithering Excrescence From Beyond The Stars (aka, his Uncle Beefbits), he and Murph find themselves getting down with the Humans again. But what do G-men, CERN, and small grey aliens have to do with the Amalgamation? Discover the truth in The Breakroom of a Thousand Nightmares, Book Three of the Escapade Fantastique that is the Cthulhu, Amalgamated series.

The good folks at “Upstream Reviews” had this to say:

“Horror comedy is a tough nut to crack, and Lovecraftian comedy tougher, but Griffis had me genuinely belly laughing for three books now. If you’re tired of the constant mainstream slop being shoved into your face, splurge this summer and grab the trilogy. You’ll have good vibes from beyond the stars.”

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