
Saw “Godzilla King of Monsters” with my son last night. There are only 2 possible reviews of this alleged cinematic masterpiece.

Shakespeare: “Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”
Calvin and Hobbes:
Calvin: “Two big rubbery monsters slug it out over major metropolitan centers in a battle for world supremacy.”
Hobbes: “And people say that foreign film is inaccessible.”

Advantage: Hobbes.